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qualities i look for in a man
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Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man
17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?”
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
Things i have learned today
- Pineapples do not grow on trees
- Pineapples are carnivorous
- Pineapples are berries
- Pineapples are pokey bitches
Things I already knew
- Pineapples have an acid that dissolves flesh (i should have know they were carnivorous)
- Pineapples are a lie, they don’t grow on pine trees nor are they an apple.
Thank you tumblr for teaching me about pineapples.
Hold the fuck up. Pineapples are berries?!?!
You didn’t know they’re berries?
I DID AND THEY’RE EVIL BERRIES
NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS FROM WASHINGTON STATE. ALL I KNOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES IS THAT SHIT GOES IN MY DRANK DRANK ALONG WITH OTHER FRUITS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.
Ask me about coffee, rain, or hipsters and I can drop some knowledge
oh hey i’m from washington too. We actually had nice weather today.
I’m from Washington, but I was born in Hawaii..pineapple farms are evil. I like my rainforest. Can we quit our 80 degrees and resume rain now?
I miss the rain too. But i bet in three months i will miss the sun.